I hate blogs, and people who blog, and Blogger, and god damn Blogger templates. I have just spent a number of hours creating this masterpiece of a template using a stolen image and basic Blogger editor. This is fully representative of the magnificent creative explorations and endeavors that will duly fall upon these pages for your utmost delight. I don't need to elaborate too much as it surely speaks for itself, but what I will add is that my projects will be centred upon creative arts and how most of them, mine, turn out thigh-slappingly bad yet also how useful and ultimately enjoyable lessons are learned on the way. Consider this, then, an online manual in what not to do. Forward!